Yeah I’m gonna be that guy and make my title a pun, I’m also gonna be that guy who uses an in class discussion for my weekly blog post. You’re welcome. So Beowulf is a dog, I’m here to argue that, it’s just reality now. He’s overzealous and excitable, if he could, he’d hump the leg of everyone he meets, he follows orders and hunts whatever he’s told to. Plus, when he dies in the Headley translation, he’s referred to by his owners as their “best boi”. And now for something totally different.
This is another book titled Beowulf. It’s one in a series of books that you’d probably find in the magazine section of a Walmart or CVS. Your weird Aunt who drinks more wine than water and talks about how she doesn’t need a man in the same breath that she uses to gawk over whatever hot guy is on tv at the moment, owns and loves this book. It’s classified as a Christian fiction adult romance novel. Which is a dreadful, confusing mouthful of word vomit to tell you that Amazon doesn’t know what this book is and it probably doesn’t either. Aside from that it’s about a big dog that goes to Afghanistan to detect bombs with a dude from a company called “A Breed Apart”, gross. So, basically this is the same book we’ve been reading and we can only hope it also ends with a dragon fight.